I have a rubber band joining my teeth together. It is very odd.
I must keep it one all day, every day, from this day forth, changing every day, until it busts, or the dentist takes it off.
Also I am writing a story. Or, I am dreaming of fame and glory, and trying to make up a plot. I am failing, but less so than I usually do, which is nice.
We went to the gym. And then ate fruit mince. Never mind.
I have found a few nice names for my story:
Leora,
Wilma, ( I likes it much. Mother is not convinced.)
I had a friend in high school with the rubber band braces. He would flick them at me during Latin. Not sure why we were friends.
ReplyDeleteIt is quite fun. Latin, eh?
DeleteWell now, if you want to be famous you'll have to appeal to the masses, innit. So I suggest your book contain a band of pirates, an angsty love triangle, a wedding, cryptozoology, Christmas, some kind of conspiracy, a magical artifact, a dashing villain and, I regret to say, vampires. Although I think zombies are supplanting vampires now, aren't they? Maybe you should choose another kind of beastie that isn't trendy yet, so as to be original. A bunyip, maybe. A charismatic, tortured bunyip. The last of his kind. Tortured by the love of a beautiful girl. A pirate girl, because you may as well.
ReplyDeletePlus I'm always fond of a good birth scene, and ghost ships are quite compelling in a creepy way.
See? Easy. This is why I'm a famous, bestselling author with movie deals.
I was thinking that, of course, and am considering romance. I'll have a mad person. They're kinda my forte. I hadn't thought of pirates...or the tortured bunyip. i have never meet one before. Are they herbivores?
DeleteActually, I have no idea what a bunyip is or does. They're Australian, and I have a vague notion they hang around in billabongs; but I could be wrong. Are they even corporeal? Oh well... fiction, innit.
ReplyDeleteTrue, true. I shall keep it in mind.
DeleteActually, I am having pirates in my story. Well, suspected pirates actually. Called the Peglenees.
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