Monday, 9 September 2013

Introducing....

Coconut Banana and Strawberry Loaf! *

  
*With coconut flour.


       Looks deceivingly tasty, with a texture of what might come out the wrong end of a cow, and tastes...fascinating!

Mmmm. To make it more appealing, add cream cheese, top with a frozen strawberry, and sprinkle with coconut. To top of the experience get your mother to take it with her to a friend's home for afternoon tea.


Note: Never appear in public again. 


 



Wednesday, 21 August 2013

The Daisy, the Bees and the Breeze

I once saw a daisy,
It waved in the breeze,
And I felt a bit hazy,
And weak at the knees,
So I looked at a pansy,
But saw some buzzin' bees,
And I thought,
Oh how lovely,
To wave in the breeze.

BE AMAZED.

Sunday, 21 April 2013

One More Day, One More Dawn, On Day More!

Tomorrow you'll be worlds away,
and yet, in NZ, my world has started,

Yes, tomorrow We are on our way to England. We had to say goodbye to people, which is very nasty indeed:( However, it is quite exciting to be actually this close to something this big.
I'll try and keep updating frequently, so that you  can follow along. The first stop it Bangkok.

Farewell!

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

The End of an Age

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


My braces are of.

It is awesome.

It is WEIRD.

There is nothing to hide behind.

No little mental shields in your mouth.

I am EXPOSED.

Free.

Shiny.

Different.

AWESOME

Photos coming soon...

Sunday, 31 March 2013

On My Mind

I am currently feeling EXCESSIVELY CHEERFULL.
Before I was feeling excessively out of touch with reality.

Anyhoo, I put on vast amounts of eyeliner and blue green and orange eyeshadow ALL THE WAY UP TO MY EYEBROW on one eye, and then, with a reality convicing crazily villainous face sprung into Sister Ruth's room.

We are working out clothes to take on our holiday, so I wrote a Travel Guide for the Economic and Miserly Minded Meander.

SUCH EXCITMENT.

I think I am scarying my family no end. I must remind myself to use self contol, instead of bawling out Les Mis as the top of my voice all the time.

On the topic of Les Mis, it is amazing how it comes up all the time. For instance, we saw a cusion today with said something like:

"Grandma, You've a heart full of love!" and a picture of a granny and her sentermental grandchild.

So what did I think?

" A heart full of love! A night bright as day! And you must never go away, Cosette, Cosette! etc. etc. etc."

And then it rained, and we all know what that means, right?

I think I might become a hermit after all.

Or a scary old lady with lots and lots of smelly squat dogs and a suffocating perfume.

PS I want to play Javert. Do you think they'd take me?


Wednesday, 20 March 2013

News.

                                                                 This Morning

                                                             I was attacked today.
                                                                   By a juicer.



                                        See? The juicer isn't  too good no more either.





This Afternoon

I got my hair cut. 
My arm is quite exciting.



Anyway, I will now go. Have a smashing ( in the non-literal sense of the word) day:)

Sunday, 17 March 2013

Musings

Hola! 
How is life? 
It is raining which is AWESOME! 
MY guinea pigs are fat. There is no use denying it.
I just finished the Goblet of Fire. It was fairly awesome. I may not recover.
I have slightly given up on Jurassic Park, but I think I'll try and finish it.
What do you think of an acting career?
Pintrest is awesome. 
As is Blimy Cow. Most of the time.
Les Mis is pretty.
I like paramecium. 
they so cute.
Bye bye.

P.S.  I had a thought a while ago. I was like "I don't feel mad". It was weird.